> ladies and gentleman, comrades and frends
> we need advise for shiping big harpchord to for fix Jack Peters
> Seattle. Please you tell name of doobyous trans port companys working
> west coast america
> i am your frend
> mister smith

PS harposchord contains plutoinium wires, extremely haevy, better
shipping to small Canada isleand with out customs then over border in
semi

We present harpischord as gift to distniguished Govenoter of
California, greatley enjoy his artistic products, replete with many
explotions, hoping more to come